Wednesday, June 03, 2009

WHAT KILLED PONTIAC--A COUNTERPOINT TO JIM BRENNAN

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Bangshift.com has pointed its readers to an Automotive Traveler e-zine story entitled "Recently Deceased: The Top 10 Reasons Why Pontiac Failed", by Jim Brennan.

Brennan's analysis is solid and should be read. However, it tends to overfocus on more more recent and superficial mistakes instead of hitting many of the core structural problems that doomed Pontiac.

Here's Truth With Speedzzter's alternative hypothesis:

10. GM Politics -- Protect the Corvette. Delorean, Estes, Knudsen and Co were often "shut down" in their attempts to remake Pontiac into GM's performance division by the politics of protecting the 'Vette. The original Bonneville was a two seater. So was the Banshee. Only the Corvette could have multiple carbs after '66, killing the legendary GTO "Tri-Power" system. The Fiero was hamstrung with weak engines out of fear that a high performance model would hurt the 'Vette.

9. Performance Malaise -- After the insurance companies and the government killed Pontiac's 1960s business model, Pontiac floundered in coping with the new, low-performance reality of the 1970s. Instead of building smaller, lighter high-performance cars, GM forced Pontiac into building some of its most overweight and underperforming cars (which were badge engineered as Mr. Berman observes) since the flathead Straight 8 days. These cars haunted Pontiac's brand image for decades.

8. Design Malaise -- Co-extensive with PMD's performance malaise was the stagnation in design that gripped Pontiac. Corporate downsizing lead to a series of boxy models that looked like the shipping crates for the swoopy Pontiacs of the 1960s. Moreover, Pontiac stayed too long with the Colonnade/neo-classic styling initially championed by the '70s Grand Prixs (before they were disasterously replaced by the horrible, FWD GM10s)

7. Leaving NASCAR -- Every GM division that has left NASCAR racing, save Buick has ended up dead. Coincidence?

6. The GM Racing Ban -- The real death of Pontiac started in February 1963 when the GM board killed Pontiac's Super Duty aspirations in the infamous racing ban. The ban sent folks like Mickey Thompson and David Pearson into the arms of rivals. The ban dried up most high performance development of the Pontiac V8. The ban left Pontiac coasting on the inertia of the Super Duty era throughout the entire lifespan of the original GTO, up to the point where it became the fat, bloated, "old Elvis" cartoon of itself featured in "Two-Lane Blacktop." Pontiac's forced withdrawal from racing made the brand flabby. When it returned in the 1980s, its race cars were too far removed from anything it offered to the general public.

5. Three decades without a GTO -- Nowhere is GM's mismanagement of Pontiac more salient than the decades spent without a GTO. When the going got tough in 1974, GM politics and Pontiac's failure to adapt killed the Goat. And even as Buick was making headlines with the turbocharged Grand National/Type T Regal, Pontiac soldiered on with the freakish 150 h.p. Chevy-powered Pontiac 2+2 (a car which rivals the Aztek for ungainly styling). However, the idea of a practical, good handling, exciting-to-drive muscle car has never lost currency. The 2004-2006 GTO was simply too little, too late.

4. The slow death of the Firebird -- The Firebird was a good idea. But GM simply didn't keep it current enough. Each generation hung on too long. The innovative OHC 6 was killed not long before it would have been a huge help to PMD during the gas-crisis '70s. Each generation after the first was or became too heavy and inefficient. The quality of the latter generations was horrible. The 301 Turbo Trans Am was shockingly underdeveloped and killed off before it could be refined into a Grand National-killing supercar. The CAFE "two fleets" rule forced GM to build the F-Bodies in Canada, alienating some U.S. customers. By 2002, the Firebird simply was too impractical and dated. As others (namely Ford, Chrysler, Chevrolet, Hyundai) have proven, the Pony Car concept remains viable, but Pontiac simply forgot how to build them.

3. Front wheel drive -- GM's insistence on Wrong Wheel Drive in its sedans and coupes was anathema to Pontiac's sporting pretensions. While the Bonneville, Grand Prix and others soldiered on for decades with archaic two-valve pushrod sixes and hamstrung with FWD, they were not attractive for brand-building grassroots motorsports activities. While PMD attempted to offer sporty FWDs with the 6000 STE and various Sunbird/Sunfires, Pontiac had nothing competitive for the emerging sport compact and sports sedan niches until it was way too late.

2. The Iron Duke -- Possibly the most antediluvian engine of its time, the wheezing pushrod, two-valve Iron Duke four was the antithesis of Pontiac's performance image. It is emblematic of GM's short-sighted, penny-pinching ways. It was the boat anchor that held down Fiero. It regularly burst into flames in Fieros as well. It's lack of attractiveness and weak bottom end drove scores of sport compact tuners to higher tech Japanese cars, depriving Pontiac of another generation of customers.

1. Death of the real Pontiac V8 -- The modern soul of Pontiac was cut out in 1981 when GM forced Pontiac to use Chevrolet engines. Brand loyalty plummeted. The one thing that made sporting Pontiacs unique was lost forever. Everything that happened after that point was simply rearranging the chairs on the Titanic.

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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

PARITY, PARODY AND THE DETROIT AUTOMAKERS

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Ford Motor Company claims that their new deal with the United Autoworkers Union creates "parity" with the predatory Japanese invader automakers, and a claimed $500 million in annual savings.

Of course it remains to be seen if mere "parity" is enough. Or will larger market events swamp Ford?

At least Ford has achieved something (without government intervention) that Chrysler and GM desperately need to.

As for the parody . . . Autoextremist Peter M. DeLorenzo hits out of the park again on the absurd parody that is Obama's Automotive Task Force (better known here as the Car Czar Central Committee):

Now that we have been blessed with a visit from President Obama’s auto task force, we can just feel the rush of Shiny Happy adrenalin running through our veins. Not. Unfortunately, there’s no amount of fact-finding and due diligence that’s going to get these people up to speed in order to save the domestic auto industry, no matter how well intended they claim to be.


AMEN, Peter!

And lest we forget about Tricinda's Jerry York (who managed to help relieve Kirk Kerkorian of some excess capital through ill-timed investments in Ford and GM), Seeking Alpha's Tyler Durden rips on him.

However, one Jerry York quote that Durden highlights does make some sense:

[I]t would be deplorably bad to have a company the size of GM go through a normal bankruptcy process at this time. With the unemployment rate being so high, the carnage in the financial markets, it's going to make the markets substantially worse.


Yet if Obama's hapless band of automotive know-nothings, the oft greed-soaked and myopic U.A.W., and a few other stakeholders don't figure a way out the situation with amazing speed, bankruptcy is just what might happen.

Tyler Durden's gig on Jerry York triggered a bizarre outpouring of Anti-GM "hate speech" as well as paeans to other GM dissidents as diverse as Ross Perot and John Z. Delorean.
Truth With Speedzzter responded as follows:

With the global auto market depressed as it is and even the unreasonably venerated Japanese invader/predatory exporter auto companies slashing costs and begging their home government for bailout funds, it would seem that nearly every automaker is building "vehicles that no one wants to buy."

Certainly, GM's soulless, "appliance motorist" bean counters crushed most of what was left of GM during the past thirty years. But the lion's share of the blame rests squarely upon federal policies which bled the Detroit 3 to near-death from unfunded mandates and favoritism toward the predatory Japanese invasion of the U.S. light vehicle market.

Perot, York, and DeLorean were all clueless as to how to truly fix GM. Perot's massive ego gave us two terms of Clinton. York is a wantabee who has lost a truck-load of money for his employer. DeLorean couldn't even build a sports car or manage a simple drug deal, much less run a Fortune 5 corporation.


(Okay, so perhaps that was a little harsh on the late John Z. Delorean. After all, he and Jim Wangers did cook up the subversive (albeit underengineered) 1964 Pontiac G.T.O. Of course, much like Lee Iacocca, Delorean went on make a number of poor decisions which would call his automotive genius into question.)


Finally, Bangshift.com's Brian Lohnes takes a worthwhile shot at a more "takin'-it-to-the-streets" level of automotive parody: the infamous "That Guy" -- the ubiquitous, big-talking, no-experience, imaginary hot rodder. He concludes "I’d rather have a discussion with a guy that has a totally riced out Civic that he loves and has poured his time into than someone who is obviously fabricating their entire story on the spot."

Sadly, Mr. Lohnes would be hard pressed to find anyone on Obama's Car Czar Central Committee with enough real-world automotive experience to carry on a substantive conversation. It's a collection of politically-correct, appliance-motoring, subway-riding, tree-worshiping "that guys."

On the other hand, Obama himself may be a political version of "that guy."

A sycophantic Howard Fineman writes:

Obama may be mistaking motion for progress, calling signals for a game plan. A busy, industrious overachiever, he likes to check off boxes on a long to-do list. A genial, amenable guy, he likes to appeal to every constituency, or at least not write off any. A beau ideal of Harvard Law, he can't wait to tackle extra-credit answers on the exam.

But there is only one question on this great test of American fate: can he lead us away from plunging into another Depression?


If Obama's too-green Car Czar Central Committee of dissemblers fails to figure out some way to stabilize the Beg 2's eroding situation, we will be even closer than we already are to the precipice of another depression.

And there's certainly no parody in that.

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