CAFE ROPE-A-DOPE AS THE INVADERS WIN
According to the Automotive News, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., announced "backers of rival fuel economy proposals had agreed to withdraw them in the interests of passing a consensus energy bill in the House before lawmakers take a summer break."
For the moment, this sidelines the Hobson’s choice between "a punch in the gut" (the Hill-Terry Bill) or "a gunshot to the head" (the Markey-Platts "doomsday scenario" bill).
Markey-Platts would demand combined car-truck standards increase to 35 m.p.g. by 2018. (Kiss your GT500 and your race car hauler good-by under that one) The Hill-Terry alternative logically keeps car and truck standards separate. However, it still pumps up the fleet average about 30 to 40 percent by 2022.
"Today's vehicles average about 25 m.p.g.," according to the Automotive News.
BUT, "House and Senate negotiators could approve a stringent Senate-passed measure [raising car-truck standards to a combined average of 35 m.p.g.] and avoid House consideration of an industry-backed alternative."
House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer, D-Md., has telegraphed as much when he advised reporters on Tuesday that the energy bill to be send to President Bush WILL include fuel economy standards.
In other words, it’s just a slick procedural "rope-a-dope" by the liberals to avoid a serious debate on the disastrous Markey-Platts proposal.
All of this stealth maneuvering undoubtedly chagrins the enviro-radicals, (such as the PEW-istas) and the anti-vehicular choice crowd. These "true believers" fret every day that automobile enthusiasts, sportsmen, and small business owners have the freedom to choose such "evil" "gas-guzzling" machines as Dodge Vipers, Z06 Corvettes, Ford Explorers and full-size crew cab pickup trucks. Their "low-carbon footprint" nirvana is for everyone who is not riding government-controlled mass transit to be forced into tiny vehicles powered by electricity or combustion engines of less capacity than a two-liter soda bottle.
The new low-key approach comes in the wake of both UAW contract negotiations and the expected news that the imports have finally won more than half of the U.S. auto market. Apparently the liberals don’t want to look like they are "piling on" to the Detroit 3 until AFTER the UAW extracts their forced tribute and the public at large gets more used the dominance of the offshore invaders in the U.S. vehicle marketplace. Then they can sneak through their crazy, politically motivated CAFE increase in a back-door procedural manoeuver called a "conference committee report."
Meanwhile, the mainstream media, and even industry oracles like the Automotive News, will continue to condition the masses for the coming technology-driven price increases and loss of vehicle choice which WILL result from wild fuel economy average increases.
For example, even the conservative Wall Street Journal is in the act. On August 1, 2007, WSJ published a story about an obscure Portland, Oregon electric car drag racer known on the street as "Plasma boy," who has electrified an ancient Datsun (dubbed the "White Zombie") into a 380+ volt, Corvette killing, doorslammer.
While the fact that, Plasma boy’s Reddy Kilowatt whip trips the lights "in the twelves" at a spot over 100 m.p.h. is mildly shocking to ordinary "petrolheads," the real metamessage of such obscure stories is that "everything will be okay if you let us outlaw your dirty, gas-guzzling factory hot rods." Stories touting the obscure, all-electric Tesla roadster are geared for a similar pacifying impact.
Don’t buy it.
Certainly, as long as the governments don’t completely ban vehicle modifications, somebody somewhere will be figuring out how to make whatever’s left into some sort of a race car. But each ratcheting upward of the entry-level costs and technology strips away another strata of performance market participants. And the liberals know that raising cost and regulatory barriers to automotive free expression is a disincentive to the grassroots motorsports and collecting activities they oppose.
Notwithstanding all of the futuristic "Willie Wiredhand" dreams, the visceral and economic backbone of hot rodding is internal combustion engines. One look at the Street Rod Nationals (getting underway today (August 2, 2007) in Louisville, Kentucky) or countless other automotive happenings confirms this. And as the upcoming 75th Anniversary of the ‘32 Ford "Deuce" V8 demonstrates, traditional V8 power is still Number One in the hearts and minds of millions of grassroots enthusiasts.
CAFE increases of the sort favored by the liberals will deprive millions of grassroots enthusiasts the "raw materials" (i.e. V8 Mustangs, heavy-duty OEM performance parts, junkyard V8s, RWD/AWD sports sedans and coupes) necessary for the next generation of hot rodding and sportsman racing. And what’s left will become so expensive and complex that scores of enthusiasts will be forever priced out of the market (notwithstanding whatever the "electric racers" develop as a "clean" alternative).
CAFE increases will also further tilt the table to the imports as the sorts of vehicles traditionally associated with the Detroit 3 are regulated into obscurity. For example, even though Ford Motor Company builds a hybrid SUV and its acclaimed "Mexican Mazda" (the Fusion), the public perception is that the experts in small car quality and hybrids reside in Tokyo, not Dearborn. Thus the sales battle will be forced on turf where the Japanese are already entrenched (and handily winning). In essence, Markey-Platts or similarly draconian proposals will hamstring Detroit by depriving them of the only products where they still have an actual and psychological advantage. It’s almost like forcing them to fight IWO JIMA with Saimiri swords!
At least there’s still some time to fight this government meddling, even if the battle has apparently moved to the secret, "smoke-filled rooms" for the time being.


