Friday, April 13, 2007

REAR WHEEL DRIVE IS IN TROUBLE AT GM.

"Maximum" Bob Lutz told the Chicago Tribune on Wednesday, April 11, 2007, that General Motors (GM) "has put a hold on future rear-wheel-drive vehicles," according to the Automotive News (www.autonews.com)

"It's too late to stop Camaro, but anything after that is questionable or on the bubble," Lutz reportedly said. "We've pushed the pause button. It's no longer full speed ahead"

Does this mean "curtains" for the RWD 2009 Chevrolet Impala? What about the future RWD Pontiacs?

GM's jitters result directly from the global warming hysteria and the Corporate Average Fuel Economy standard increase "bidding war" breaking out in Washington, D.C.

Even modest CAFE increase proposals, such as President Bush's 34-m.p.g. standard will add at least $5,000.00 to the sticker of the average automobile, according to Lutz. And in a flashback to the initial round of CAFE in the late 1970s, Detroit seems to be reacting first by scrapping rear wheel drive.
H-E-L-L-O (again) Chevrolet Citation . . . . (YAWN)
Anyone who has ever driven a high performance car hard enough to invoke any weight transfer immediately realizes that the rear wheels must be driven to extract maximum performance. Thus the need for RWD/AWD for sport driving ought to be self-evident. After all, how many FWD formula racing vehicles have you seen lately?
Those know-it-alls who celebrate government-dictated, uniform, "neutered" "appliance motoring" (e.g. devotes to "Click and Clack, the Tappet Brothers," on NPR and readers of Consumer Reports (tm)) just have to be "Snoopy" dancing in their Birkenstocks over this sad announcement.
(See comments from these sorts of paternalistic "automobile experts" at http://speedzzter.blogspot.com/2006/09/click-clack-and-500-horsepower-ford.html )

But GM's apparent retreat from RWD performance sedans is just more evidence that the end of the second "supercar" era (if not automotive liberty in general) is upon us.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

THE 3,022,190th BLOG!

According to Technorati, "Truth With Speedzzter" is the incredibly popular 3,022,190th most popular blog in the world.
Wow. It ranks that high?
Just think if Speedzzter hadn't whacked on "Click and Clack" about their myopic phobia of high performance automobiles a few months back -- and received visits from the dozen or so "Car Talk" Kool-Aide (tm) drinkers defending the joys of motoring in slugs with twenty (or less) pounds-per-horsepower-- this blog would probably be languishing below 4,000,000th in popularity!
Speedzzter is obviously "making a difference"
GEARHEAD TELEVISION SHOWS
Have you noticed all of the new "gearhead" televisions shows popping up?
"Forza Motorsports Showdown," "Bullrun," "Drive," some new ESPN2 show featuring Pontiac Solstices (I can't remember the name off hand), another incarnation of "Hot Rod" TV, increasing numbers of "auction" shows (RM, more Barrett-Jackson) . . . .
All of this "high octane television" is just begging for some on-line reviews.
But it also reminds Ol' Speedzzter (America's 3,022,190th ranked blogger) of some other GEARHEAD TV ideas posted back in 2005 over on Car Craft.com under Speedzzter's alias "Turbo Ted" . . . .
As these ideas (and satires show) the gearhead TV developers haven't scratched the surface yet.
[flashback]
On page 29 of the October 2005 issue [of Car Craft Magazine], new CC honcho Doug Glad ended his "Fads 2005!" comment on the spate of auto-themed reality TV shows with a challenge: "Can you beat these? We think not."
Maybe. Maybe not.
Let’s see.
  • "Being Jeff Smith"(TV) – Inspired by "Being Bobby Brown," this show goes inside the wacky life of a GMPP covert operative as he does the General’s bidding in his own family and at the car magazine providing his "cover."
  • "Dude, Where Are My Cars?" (TV movie) – Sandal-clad publishing mogul David Freiburger tries to track down two or three dozen "project cars" he’s stashed all over L.A. Features irate neighbors, junkyard dogs, impound yards, aggravated mini-storage managers, code enforcement officers, beautiful vacant lots . . . .

  • "Top Elimidator" (TV) – Nuclear-hot So. Cal. women cat-fight it out on the wind-swept, high- desert strip at Palmdale – but not some piddly pink slip! The grand prize is the opportunity to go on a date with CC’s own junkyard crawler, Steve Magnante! The sick twist: the winner can choose to send the loser on the mandatory date instead!

  • "Auto Club Testdrive" (TV) – CC’s staffers thrash their project and personal cars and get towed home by the Southern California Auto Club.

  • "Junkyardmaniac" (TV) – Inspired by Goldberg’s successful History Channel show, noted Junkologist Steve Magnante tells the story of our automotive heritage through his searches of yards across the nation, focusing on rusted-out muscle, automotive oddities, and "screamin’ deals."

  • "American Junkyard" (TV) – Inspired by Discovery’s "American" series, this program delves inside the "high pressure" world of recycling cars and trucks at a family-run "Pick-a-Part." Features high-stakes impound auctions, dealing with bizarre, bargain-hunting customers, huge utilities scrapping vintage rides for "pollution credits," lots of forklifts, pitbulls, and . . . THE CRUSHER!

  • "American Race Driver" (TV) – Inspired by Fox’s "American Idol," aspiring racers face off on a variety of tracks in some hideously obsolete equipment for the opportunity to sign a contract with JACK ROUSH (later to be hooked by Roger Penske . . . .) [this idea was published before the announcement of Roush Racing's "Driver X" show]

  • "My Classic Carburetor" (TV) – Our team of retro rodders rip evil EFI out of nearly anything on wheels and replace it with "All-American" vintage carburetors. Episode One: Tunnel ram on the boss’s new Lexus LS 430.

  • "Tunervision: The Softer Side" (TV) – NOPI Tunervision without all those annoying cars. Highlights the essential facets of the NOPI lifestyle (g-strings, mud wrestling, rap music, etc.).

  • "CSI: SMOG" (TV) – The latest spin-off in the "CSI" family follows the adventures of the California Air Resources Board as they try to rid the planet of "gross polluters," illegal inspection mills, excess carbon dioxide, "tampering" and other hazards to the public health.

  • "Law and Order: Rice Squad" (TV) – Ripped from the pages of Super Street, Sport Compact Car, Turbo . . . Rice Squad smokes out the most egregious aesthetic and safety violations on the tuner scene . . . (inspired by the infamous Rice Cop website)

  • "Shrinks" (TV Miniseries) – A team of psychologists analyze why apparently sane individuals appear on "Pinks" and risk the "slips to their whips" on a handful of drag races.

  • "Tape, Wire or Bust" (TV) – Aspiring novice Car Crafters have one month to turn an ordinary used car into a BITCHIN STREET MACHINE using only the basic staples of low-buck Car Crafting (duct tape, tie-wraps, J.B. Weld, rattle cans, etc)

  • "Where in the World is Rick Dobbertin?" (TV Special) – Move over Matt Lauer! Former Pro Street prodigy Rick Dobbertin dropped off of the CC map with a series of amphibious car projects and an ambitious trip around the world. This show links Rick’s insane pro street past to his latest "Hydrocar" project.

  • "Earth-Trek" (Movie) – Inspired by "The Mosquito Coast"(1986) and Rick Dobbertin’s real-life 1993-1996 attempt to circumnavigate the globe in his Dobbertin Surface Orbiter, this film dramatizes what it’s like to spend three years cooped up with your wife inside an old milk tanker, dealing with the FBI, Columbian drug lords, DEA, and constant sea sickness. A cautionary tale of Car Crafting over the edge.

  • "Cheap Trucks" (TV) – Spun off of Spike’s "Trucks," this innovative how-to show explores building trucks on a tight budget and with the old stuff "Trucks" heaps in the garbage dumpster.

  • "The Activist’s Life" (TV) – Car-hating safety and environmental activists (such as Ralph Nader, Joan Claybrook) actively participate in Goodguys events, NMRA races, rod runs, NASCAR, the SEMA Show and the Hot Rod Power Tour. (And who wouldn’t want to do a poker run with Joan or Ralph?)

  • "Meet the Gearheads" (TV) – A family of tire-smoking Car Crafters and street racers moves into an upscale suburban gated community . . . .

  • "Racing Year" (TV) – This program answers the burning question: how many races can a racer run in a single car in one year? (Not just a measly week!) Beginning with the Grassroots Motorsports $2006 Challenge, the "Econoracer" team thrashes a single race car in every kind of automotive event they can make in 365 days (bracket racing, Maxton, Bonneville, autocross, open track days, open road races, ice racing, rally . . . .)

  • "Tour de Force" (TV) – Our cameras and microphones follow John Force everywhere. [This idea was published before "Driving Force" was announced . . . and "Driving Force" even titled one segment "Tour de Force" . . . ]

  • "Mopar Inaction" (TV Special) – Beginning with Freiburger’s plea for more Mopar entries in Real Street Eliminator, this special explores why Team Mopar didn’t bother to show up. Includes pointless footage of Brice Road at the Mopar Nationals.

  • "Lifestyles of Rod and Custom" (TV) – This program goes inside the lives of performance industry icons . . . how many Hawaiian shirts does Boyd own . . . Freiburger’s sandal collection . . . George Barris’ thing with eyeglasses . . . .

  • "Rodder Eye for the Minivan Guy" (TV)-- The "Fab Eight" (five is just an odd number) makeover boring suburban stiffs into "kool," gasoline-in-their-veins Car Crafters and bikers.

  • "Plagiarism By Design" (TV Special) – Inspired by the long running "Victory by Design" series, this special investigates the latest "retro" automobile styling trends, with special focus on Ford’s J. Mays and DaimlerChrysler’s revival of Hemi-mania.

  • "Rent-a-Racer" (TV) – Two teams of Car Crafters are each given a rental car, a Summit catalog and a week to prepare for a series of races. The winners get cash. The losers have to fix both cars and try to explain everything to the rental company.

  • "Reload the Truck" (TV documentary) – Inspired by Bob Segar’s "Turn the Page," this documentary follows performance industry field reps to car shows and races, showing the grueling pace of life on the road (set up the display, answer dumb questions, give out swag to moochers, take down the display, do it all over again).

  • "Chip v. Boyd: Mano y Mano" (TV Special) – Inspired by the Coddington-Foose brouhaha, Chip and Boyd are locked together into a well-stocked garage. Each will then personally build a rod from the ground up (no outside helpers), to be judged by Detroit’s Riddler judges. Chip also provides insights into how he lures Boyd’s employees over to his shop.

  • "Track Dog" (Movie) – Inspired by "Supersize Me," a journalist lives for a month on nothing but race track hotdogs.

  • "The Dukes of Oahu" (TV) – A TV classic, updated for the tuner age-- Uncle Soji struggles to keep the family sugar cane plantation out of the hands of Boss Wofat. He’s helped by his two kung-fu master/import tuner nephews, Cho and Lu -- who always are running and fighting to stay out of the cuffs of "Five-O" (Roscoe P. McGarrett and Dano). Cho and Lu make the scene in a tight Toyota Supra twin turbo, called the "General Yamamoto, " and when they aren’t catching air, they are always surrounded by a half dozen NOPI Chics. Hondas and Toyotas will be crashed at twice the rate Mopars were sacrificed in the original Dukes series.

  • "Camaroworld" (TV) Hosted by tech master Marlin Davis, "Camaroworld" explores the mullet-wearing, trailer-park-meth-lab lives of today’s Camaro enthusiasts.

  • "Dubs-a-Smokin’" (TV) – Inspired by "Wheels of Fortune" and Wendover, NV’s casinos, this game show features a huge "dub" wheel set up for roulette. The buxom blond assistant "spins" the wheel by doing a massive burnout . . . .

  • "Yeah, It’s Got a Hemi" (TV) – Inspired by the Hemi-powered snowblower at the Woodward Dream Cruise, this DCX-sponsored program demonstrates to ambitious Car Crafters just how many ways a Hemi can improve life. Episode One: Hemi-powered garage door opener.

  • "Closed Throttle" (TV) – The "Turbo Twins" of "Super 2NR" and "Full Throttle" fame try to bluff and shmooze their way through real automotive trade schools (S.A.M., U.T.I., Wyo Tech). Should be a real challenge.

When is that nurse going to get here with the meds . . . .

  • "The World According to Freiburger" (TV) – After they cancel "Dude," Freiburger’s next project explores his thoughts on applying the Car Craft Way to all areas of life and love.

  • "The Price is Light" (TV) Loosely inspired by "The Price is Right," contestants must guess which performance part is actually priced LESS than in the Summit, JEGS or PAW catalogs.

  • "Trading Racers" (TV) A tuner and a Car Crafter trade cars for one week and "trick out" each other’s rides. (Then the sparks fly . . . .)

  • "Glad Times" (TV) – Inspired by the ‘70s comedy "Good Times," the family of a grossly underpaid, overworked magazine editor (with a junky Camaro "project car" ensconced on the patio) provide hilarious zingers and hijinks.

  • "Cheaters" (TV) – Inspired by the long-running "Winners" program and the tedious dialogues between Pontiacquack and Str8chevygrl [a Car Craft forum dialogue about the merits of cheating to win dirt track stock car races], "Cheaters" tells the real "how-to" story about how many have cheated their way to racing fame and fortune.

  • "Ad Men" (Movie) – Inspired by Barry Levinson’s "Tin Men," aggressive magazine ad reps promise the world to sell "column inches." "Freiburger to indorse the "1 psi electric supercharger? No problemo! You wanta cover shot? You got it!"

  • "Hidden Zeros" (TV) – Why should racing’s "Hidden Heros" get all the attention? This show sets the record straight by telling the stories of all those back markers," DNFs and non-qualifiers you didn’t know you loved.

  • "Car Craft Nation" (TV) – After Speed TV cancels "NASCAR Nation," [which it seems that they did] where else will you go for pointlessly "fresh" analysis and "lifestyle" coverage? Think of this show as a video version of "Off the Rack . . . ."

  • "Beater Revolution" (Canadian TV) – Inspired by Tom and Peter’s little sports car show, "Beater Revolution" thrashes what the rest of us drive daily. Taps into the groundswell demand for more beater coverage. And it’s cheaper to shoot it in Canada (more rusty beaters, too) . . . .

  • "That Olds Won’t Float" (TV Movie) – Touching dramatization of Sen. Ted Kennedy’s Chappaquiddick debacle from the drowned Oldsmobile’s perspective.

  • "Dream Car In Garage" (TV) – "Overhaulin’" for stuffed garages. Our team of space utilization experts unpack an unsuspecting mark’s junk-filled garage so that his or her car actually fits in it.

  • "NOSmasters" (TV) – A crack team of Pro Mod racers put insane amounts of spray into nearly any internal combustion engine – with the goal of seeing how many kits they can throw at it before it becomes an external combustion engine. Plenty of carnage, fireballs and angry spouses.

  • "eBay Build-off" (Sponsored by PayPal) (TV) – Primedia’s charity build-off taken to the next level. Teams have to build and race a car exclusively with parts found (fenced?) on eBay.

  • "Viva La Burnout" (TV) – Ever wonder what would happen if you put an A78-13s on a top fueler? Will Mickey Thompsons make mondo smoke on the steps of the U.S. Capitol? Smokin’ more than a Compton sydeshow, "Viva" answers all these profound rubber-burning questions and more . . . . (Inspired by the infamous webside "Tire Popping 101" and, of course, MTV’s "Viva La Bam")

  • "Track Connection" (TV) – Somewhat inspired by Chuck Woolery’s old show "Love Connection," the audience listens to bench racing jibber-jabber among four street racers and then picks two to face off in a big money run.

  • "Designer Sketchpad" (TV) – Tired of all those designers drawing cars for magazines that "you must build?" This program makes the designers put up or shut up. Three designers prepare drawings for a real customer who must choose and build the best design (inspired by a similar show on HGTV . . . don’t ask about it, okay) Oh Ted . . . . (gotta go)
[Flashback ends]
Speedzzter sincerely hopes that the legions who don't read the 3,022,190th most popular blog in the universe enjoyed the following trip down memory lane.

Monday, April 09, 2007

MISSING THE SECOND "SUPERCAR" ERA


It’s an old cartoon cliché: A long-bearded "prophet" wearing a sandwich board with the inscription "The End is Near."

For millennia, there’s seldom been a time when some self-appointed doomsayer wasn’t predicting the death of some aspect of life as we know it.

They’re usually wrong. We mostly ignore them.

So against that backdrop, are the "signs of the times" suggesting the collapse of the "second supercar era?"

The anecdotes seem ominous:
  • According to Automotive News, Ford Motor Company’s Volvo division is cancelling its high-performance "R" models after this model year.

  • Ford’s SVT division is down to one vehicle (the Shelby GT500) that virtually no blue collar worker has any hope of affording. The transaction price (including obscene dealer mark-ups) for an "SVT Mustang" has risen TWO HUNDRED SIXTY PERCENT since 1998.

  • According to the Social Security Administration, the median wage in the U.S. in 2005 was $23,962.20. Yet the number of high performance new vehicle choices for under $30,000 u.s.d. can be counted on one hand (missing several fingers).

  • DaimlerChrysler is fielding takeover bids for its Chrysler division. Chrysler, of course, is the maker of all things "HEMI" and the parent of the low-volume, high-performance SRT group. Some of the takeover artists are rumored to be "slash and flip" profiteers who likely won’t see any advantages in keeping the SRT "boutique" line. Of course the cheapest vehicle in the SRT lineup starts at well over $30,000.

  • The Democrat-controlled U.S. Congress is seriously talking about raising Corporate Average Fuel Economy standards to as much as FORTY MILES PER GALLON.

  • Even the Republican politicians – who were the last holdouts on the global "Kyoto" madness – are jumping on the "global warming" bandwagon and threatening harsh, performance-killing restrictions on fuel use.

  • The U.S. Supreme Court has rejected the Environmental Protection Agency’s refusal to regulate carbon dioxide as a pollutant under the Clean Air Act, virtually insuring significant increases in vehicle fuel economy as the only realistic means of limiting "carbon emissions."

  • The dwindling number of 1960s "supercars" (now known as "Muscle Cars") often sell for the price of a small house (and the rare ones are selling for the price of a fairly large one). Ever fewer enthusiasts can even dream of owning one in this rarefied air of "investment-grade" collector cars.

  • Each of the "Detroit 3" is working to cut the number of dealerships, which will further reduce the availability of high performance models and impede consumer bargaining power.

  • Publishing mogul Primedia reportedly is attempting to unload its automotive magazine divisions, including such storied titles as Hot Rod, Popular Hot Rodding, Car Craft and Muscle Mustangs and Fast Fords. Draconian cost cutting and consolidations are sure to follow.

  • Primedia’s Turbo magazine laments malaise in the Tuner scene, with more kids interested in "JDM" styling parts than in building serious high performance machines.

  • The complexity of building a smog-legal performance car has lead to drastic increases in the cost of some traditional bolt-on parts. For example, tubular exhaust headers for a late model "supercar" often sell for five to ten times the price of headers for an older model. Intake manifolds for current models (if they’re available) sell for two to five times as much as for 1960s models. And the horsepower increases are often in the low double digits.

  • The average age of vehicles in the U.S. is now over nine years (the highest ever recorded), suggesting that escalating sticker prices and artificially-restrictive supplies of desirable models have quelled demand.

  • Sales of Ford’s Mustang–the only affordable four-seat sports model currently built in America– are down over nineteen percent from 2006 (and three-fourths of the Mustangs sold are pedestrian V6 models).


The bottom line is that the "second supercar era" seems to be drawing to a close in an eerie echo of the collapse of the first supercar era.


The first supercar era began in the post-WWII optimism of the 1950s. It was nurtured by an explosion in popularity of "stock class" racing on ovals and drag strips and the factory "superstocks" necessary to homologate racing equipment. It came of age in 1964 with the introduction of both the affordable "pony car" (Ford Mustang) and the mass-market "supercar" (the Pontiac GTO).


But in 1967 and 1968, the signs began appearing that the era of affordable muscle cars couldn’t sustain itself. By 1970, economic and legal pressure had pummeled the first "muscle car" boom. By 1975 (the halcyon year that some Congressional environmentalists want to use as a baseline), the factory-built American "supercar" had vanished from the new car marketplace.


(Consequently, the slow, bland, highly-regulated vehicles from the mid to late 1970s are perhaps the least popular of any era in automotive history among enthusiasts and collectors.)


It wasn’t until 1982 that the "automotive dark ages" began to abate. Technology developed to meet the demands of fuel economy and emissions was then adapted to improve performance. Regulatory stability allowed for the new, smaller second supercar era to take root. Although participation this go-round was more limited, momentum began to build with several milestone vehicles, such as the 5.0 Mustang and the Buick Grand National. A brief dip in the market surrounding the first Gulf War shook out some of the weaker players, but served only as a temporary respite before dramatic escalation. And in recent years, the objective performance numbers of several "street machines" from the Detroit 3 have eclipsed most of the legendary limited production "supercars" from the 1960s.


But what’s worse this time around is that most auto enthusiasts are already missing out on the last gasps of the second supercar era.


Many enthusiasts harshly judged those who lived through the first supercar era for not hoarding a Boss 302 or Boss 429 or Shelby or other "legend." Now, three and a half decades later, they’re living the other side of this story. With the crushing load of $1,000+ a-month mortgages, medical and college costs escalating at two and three times the rate of inflation, and other "necessities" of modern life, many, if not most enthusiasts see no chance to participate in the second supercar era.


And when the regulators and the corporations turn off the tap of new supercars in the next few years (does anyone really believe GM, Ford or Chrysler could sustain 500-650 h.p. vehicles under a 40-m.p.g. fuel economy regulation?), even the faint hope of buying a used and abused supercar will be quashed.


Certainly, when factory muscle becomes extinct again, a few underground stalwarts will keep hacking together ways to go quick and fast–just like they did in the 1970s. But this time, harsh environmental and zoning laws will drastically raise the costs. And perhaps technological evolution will permit a third supercar era – someday. However, most of those who are missing out on the second supercar era will be too old to enjoy any reprise. Moreover, a future third wave will undoubtedly be even less accessible to the ordinary wage-earning enthusiast.


Perhaps we shouldn’t have been so hard on those who couldn’t sock away a Talladega, a Superbird or a Hemicuda back in the day. We’re living through faintly similar times, yet most us won’t be able to take any advantage of them.


The end is near, don’t you think?


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