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TOP SECRET TRANSCRIPT OF JULY 30, 2009, MEETING AT THE WHITE HOUSE, WASHINGTON, DC.
[TAPE BEGINS]

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: This might be the most highly anticipated and highly publicized beer ever had at the White House. It just happened. And we can now show you the picture, at least a few moments that White House press cameras were allowed in.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: It appeared that most of the talking by Professor Gates and Sergeant Crowley. President Obama chimed in once. But, for the most part, he and the vice president stuck to the snacks and the beer in front of him.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: I'm sure you also noticed that the cameras were kept at a great distance to make sure the conversation remained private.

[Secret audio track beings]

PROFESSOR GATES: What’s up with this? I’m finally invited to the White House and I got to share it with some polyester-wearing Five-Oh cracker that dissed me in my own house? MY OWN HOUSE! And what’s with all this “lite” beer? Sam Adams Light? Bud Light?

THE PRESIDENT: Chill, Bro. It’s just a photo op for the press. [Whispers] I’ve got some Colt 45 (tm) 40s and Blunts back inside . . . .

PROFESSOR GATES: EVERYTIME!

THE VICE PRESIDENT: No, I don’t just say whatever pops into my head “everytime.” Sometimes I just read what’s on the TelePrompter (tm) . . .

Hey is this going to be done in time for me to catch the Amtrak?

PROFESSOR GATES: Man, you better put a leash on your dog . . . And what’s with the little “near beer” he’s nursing?

THE VICE PRESIDENT: I’m the “designated driver” so to speak. One of us has got to stay stone-cold sober, in case we’ve got to push the “nuke” button . . . or if Hillary calls . . . .

PROFESSOR GATES: I wasn’t talking to YOU ... you crazy hair-plugged honkie! What’s wrong with you bleached-out fools? Can’t you let the MAN speak for himself?

THE VICE PRESIDENT: The President’s trying not to speak without a TelePrompter (tm) after that unfortunate misstatement that lead to this little get-together.

[The President nods]

PROFESSOR GATES: How about YOU trying not to speak, Snowflake . . .

SERGEANT CROWLEY: Well let’s get this “beer summit” thing over with already. I’ve got to meet with my lawyer to plan my lawsuit and book deal.

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Ha, Ha! “Beer Summit.” Uh . . . we try not to call it that. No “summit.” No “summit.”

Summits are for like when just before you bomb Iran, or partition Iraq, or make Israel give back Jerusalem and the West Bank or something important like that.

We’re all just trying to get his hiney [gestures to the President] out of a crack and get those jackals [Nods and smiles to the press corps] focused again on nationalizing our health care system and getting Rush Limbaugh off-the-air.

PROFESSOR GATES: OH REALLY. And you, Mr. White Bread, don’t think that five freaking centuries of oppression of people of color, as institutionalized by an unaccountable, ignorant, head busting pack of racist Bull Connor stormtroopers invading the sanctity of MY home and incarcerating ME for exercising my Constitutionally-protected right to tell them where to get off is IMPORTANT?

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Huh? [Smiles, nods toward the press corps, eats a peanut]

SERGEANT CROWLEY: Now don’t get all uppity about it, Doc . . .

PROFESSOR GATES: Just who are you calling “uppity,” Officer Fife? We’re not back in “Mayberry” anymore, so you better just watch yourself.

I don’t care if you did have to bring your fat old Union rep and your lawyer . . . that code of blue silence can’t protect you here! MY MAN’S IN THE HOUSE NOW! It’s whitey’s worst nightmare, isn’t it!

SERGEANT CROWLEY: That’s Sergeant Crowley to you!

Hey look, I just came here to get on T.V., get a couple of apologies, and take in a few of the sights. And I thought we were going to have some doughnuts at this wing-ding . . . .

PROFESSOR GATES: Wait! Apologies? Man, you and your out-of-control thug buddies ought to be the ones that are apologizing. Getting all up in my house and treating me like some plantation sharecropper . . . False arrest . . . imprisonment . . . Yeah, My Man was right on target when he said you acted “Stupidly.” I’m the one that’s entitled to an apology!

SERGEANT CROWLEY: Nah, it was a solid collar.

PROFESSOR GATES: Do you know who I am! . . .

SERGEANT CROWLEY: I think we covered all that . . . right before I slapped the bracelets on you for disorderly conduct . . .

PROFESSOR GATES: I am a tenured full professor at Harvard University! HARVARD! That’s not like that correspondence rent-a-cop school that you probably went to. I’m the Alphonse Fletcher University Professor and Director of the W. E. B. Du Bois Institute for African and African American Research at HARVARD!

THE VICE PRESIDENT: That’s impressive! And that’s one of the reasons I’ve always supported affirmative action. Myself, I partied my way through the University of Delaware and got my law degree at Syracuse. Man, was that some boring stuff . . . .

PROFESSOR GATES: WHAT! [to the President] This is the best that you could do?

[The President shakes his head]

PROFESSOR GATES: That fat-legged chick in the Easter-egg pantsuits would have beat him!

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Hey and I told everybody that . . .

PROFESSOR GATES: [to the Vice President] And you’re just another ignorant "Vanilla Ice" frat boy who thinks that every successful person of color is another “Affirmative Action quota black.”

I’ll have you know, Buster, that I earned . . . EARNED . . . an M.A. and Ph.D. in English literature from Clare College at the University of Cambridge! CAMBRIDGE!

I took a B.A. summa cum laude in History from Yale University!

I was a Scholar of the House!

I’m Phi Beta Kappa!

I’ve taught at Yale, Cornell, and Duke!

I’ve earned a MacArthur Foundation “genius grant!”

I was on Time magazine’s “25 Most Influential Americans” list!

I received a National Humanities Medal!

I’ve been elected to the American Academy of Arts and Letters!

I’ve won the 2008 Ralph Lowell Award from the Corporation for Public Broadcasting. That’s the highest honor awarded for accomplishments in public television!

I’ve received FIFTY honorary degrees!

SERGEANT CROWLEY: So? You think you would have learned some manners in all of that falderal . . . .

PROFESSOR GATES: Who are you? The stooge who won some traffic ticket writing contest? Get to apologizing, Boy!

SERGEANT CROWLEY: Who are you calling “Boy?”

THE VICE PRESIDENT: That doesn’t really have quite the same “pop” when he says it.
That reminds me of a time in the Senate when Robert Byrd said . . .

PROFESSOR GATES: We don’t want to hear anything about that dried-up old Klansman . . .

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Former Klansman . . .

PROFESSOR GATES: Oh well now I guess that makes it all right now doesn’t? As long as he’s cutting back on the lynchings, we’ll let that old nescient cracker into the Senate . . . .

THE VICE PRESIDENT: You’re talking about a distinguished United States Senator and my friend . . .

PROFESSOR GATES: Yeah, well that and about buck will get you another one of those “near beers” at Chuck-E-Cheese’s or wherever it is that my homeboy keeps you.

I didn’t come all the way to the White House to be lectured by some plagiarist who’s working on a Ph.D. in stepping on his junk!

And why is it that this place is STILL CALLED THE “WHITE” HOUSE? You people just can’t get all the racism out of this country . . . Where’s all the “Change We Can Believe In?”

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Can’t we all just get along?

PROFESSOR GATES: See, you’re doing again! You’re plagiarizing Rodney King! Yeah, now that was another proud and free man of color that was roughed up by the racist “blue meanies.”

[To Sergeant Crowley] Gee, Serpico, did you take lessons in racial profiling from them? Or did you do your study with Mark Furman?

SERGEANT CROWLEY: How ‘bout I just slap the cuffs back on you right now!

PROFESSOR GATES: Anytime you think you’re white and free enough to do it!

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Everybody calm down now! We’re taking care of all of this. The Internal Revenue Service has already started a comprehensive ten-year audit on Sergeant Crowley and . . . .

[The President leers at the Vice President]

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Uh . . . well . . . okay . . . perhaps I misspoke. Let’s just forget about that last part. Anybody want a pretzel?

SERGEANT CROWLEY: That’s just great.

Here I am, a hard-working public servant earning pitiful wages in a college town that packed with the World’s highest concentration of arrogant, self-important snot-nosed jerks . . . and that’s just the drunk-out-of-their-gourd college kids . . . I’m not even up to the egotistical faculty yet . . . And I’m going out there, putting my life on the line every day . . .

And then I respond to a 911 call of a breaking and entering in progress . . . and when I get there I encounter some crazy, wild-eyed old man reeking of Chinese food who seems to think that ordinary police questions like “What is your name?” and “May I see some identification?” are racial profiling and the prelude to the return of the 3/5th compromise and Jim Crow. And then he launches into a ridiculous, uncooperative, hostile tirade. And so when he refuses to cooperate like a normal, sane, mature adult, I have to arrest him before he spins totally out-of-control.

Hey Doctor Thermometer, did you ever think about why we might have wanted you to come out of that house? We didn’t know if the people who broke in might have been holding you hostage. We didn’t know what the situation was. And when we tried to find out, you turn into some sort of raging cartoon Jeremiah Wright or Louis Farakhan on meth!

We’re trying to do a thankless job . . . protecting his property. And what thanks do I get for it? I’m suddenly the poster child for racist cops in America. The President of the whole friggin United States of America tells everybody on national television that I acted “stupidly.”

Then the press fills up my lawn everyday. I’m getting cat calls from people I don’t even know. I have to answer about five thousand stupid questions.

And now I’ve got to come all the way down here and set through this ridiculous “Beer Summit” with all those cameras over there clicking away . . . waiting for apologies . . . and instead I find out that the federal government is going to make some sort of example out of me with an IRS audit? What kind of “teachable moment” is that? Well, guess what! I’ve got nothing to hide! Bring it on!

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Now everybody’s got something to hide . . . .

[The President leers again]

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Now calm down. Let’s everybody take a breath.

Hey, you know, I’ll bet I can get you guys some really sweet souvenirs at the White House gift shop. And if you’ve got an old clunker to trade in, I can probably move you up to the head of the line in the Cash for Clunkers program. I can make a couple of calls . . . .

PROFESSOR GATES: You’ve got to be kidding! How about a Civil Rights investigation? How about Congressional hearings!

No? We’re just going to sweep all this under the rug, aren’t we? Another person of color is humiliated and stripped of his dignity in his own home – my OWN HOME – and all that’s going to happen is some minor harassment and inconvenience?

I get slave-whipped for days on “hate radio” and “Faux News” while this redneck hillbilly flatfoot gets a pass?

What good is it to control the government if we can’t get it to address the fundamental racial divide in this country and enact progressive change to defang the imperialist hegemony and the authoritarian law enforcement agencies who have institutionalized racism . . . .

SERGEANT CROWLEY: Oh stuff a sock in it, Gates!

PROFESSOR GATES: You’re just lucky I didn’t bust a cap off up in you, Crowley . . .

THE VICE PRESIDENT: “Bust . . . uh . . . cap” . . . ? What does that mean?

SERGEANT CROWLEY: You threatening me?

Hey wait, I thought you liberals didn’t believe in the right to keep and bear arms?

PROFESSOR GATES: Oh it was just an expression I overheard on some doggerel “gangsta rap” DVD one of my students showed me. I try to spice up my speech with a little popular vernacular every now and then just to stay current.

Now are you going to apologize?

SERGEANT CROWLEY: Yeah, when Sarah Palin’s president . . . How about you?

PROFESSOR GATES: I think not.

SERGEANT CROWLEY: I guess we’ll just have to agree to disagree.

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Now see, I knew that everything would work out. Hey, you want to see my Michael Jackson moon walk . . . .

[END OF TAPE]
[END OF TRANSCRIPT]

NO AUTO ENTHUSIASTS ON OBAMA'S "BEG 3" TEAM

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The Detroit News has reported the grim facts about President Obama's new team charged with "saving" what's left of the American automobile industry.

As Speedzzter would have predicted, President Obama has named a legion of environmentalists and political hacks.

You didn't expect Carroll Shelby or Bob Lutz, did you?

It's an inside-the-beltway group of "appliance motorists" at best . . . and even a few car haters who don't even own a vehicle!

(That's like a group of "banking czars" who don't even own a bank account)

The most common vehicle on the list of the "Obama Beg 3 Car Czar" team appears to be the snoozer Honda Odyssey minivan. Youza.

Click and Clack, the Tappet Brothers, are somewhere sending up their highest praises to "the One" . . . .

Only one team member owns anything with remotely any muscle. "Joe Biden, the son of a car dealer, owns a 1967 Chevrolet Corvette -- a wedding present from his dad. He primarily commuted from Delaware to the Senate on Amtrak."

All of the hopes and dreams of millions of automobile enthusiasts and grassroots racers are resting in the hands of "Crazy Joe," Amtrak's best customer . . . . Yikes!

There's probably not enough real automotive experience among the team to change a set of spark plugs on a Ford Model A, much less design or build automobiles enthusiasts would want.

Don't even ask if any of Obama's "brilliant" automotive acolytes have ever matriculated at Bob Bondurant's school . . . or even seen an autocross or drag race . . . .

They've probably never even taken the Corvette assembly plant tour, much less changed a flat tire.

It's as if Obama has gone out of his way to assemble a motley crew of the sort of bureaucratic bean-counting deadweight that populates the middle and upper management in the automakers.

Not one person associated with Obama's "gearhead" team seems to have any appreciation for the sporting side of automobility.

Times are getting worse by the second.

And Ford is wasting the last few months of the Second Musclecar Era with a few grossly overpriced Shelby GT500s (that 99% of Ford performance buyers will NEVER be able to swing) and the weak-sister hypereutectic-piston/cracked-cap-powdered-metal-rod 3V Mustang GT. And no RWD performance sedans.

Tragic.

Of course, after Obama's Automotive "geniuses" get through, the panty-waist Mustang GT will probably look like the second coming . . . .

OBAMA & BIDEN: THE “DREAM KILLERS”

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In a couple of months (barring a reprise of the “Sore-Loserman” sour grapes litigation of 2000) we will know which presidential nominee has the uncertain fate of U.S Constitution, Detroit's automakers and our shrinking automotive liberties in his hands.

The choice is about as stark as any now possible in the American two-party system.

On one hand, is Barack Obama and his old, plagiarizing, inside-Washington side kick Joe Biden. On the other is the battle-tested maverick John McCain and the refreshing "real world" conservative supermom Sarah Palin.

Obama is riding in as this year’s designated “progressive” in a cult of personality which is wholly out of proportion to anything he’s ever accomplished anywhere in his life.

His quest for office isn’t a mere campaign. It’s a “movement.”

[Some conservatives will have to be forgiven if they interlineated the word “bowel” before “movement”]

He claims to be some sort of post-partisan agent of “change.”

(Of course getting hit by a bus would be a "change" for most of us . . . "Change" isn't necessarily a good thing)

But, signing on to a couple of minor bills is hardly the record of a legendary bipartisan legislative leader.

At least he didn’t merely ad to his impressive and courageous total of “present” votes, though.

And other than running his mouth (almost non-stop) in a protracted campaign for the presidency, what has Obama (apparently known to some as the Messianic Mulatto) ever actually run?

Oh! He did find a few typos on the liberal “Haaa-vard” Law Review . . . .

And there’s that resume bulking “community organizer” job . . . .

“ But he's never run a city, never run a state, never run a business.
He's never had to lead people in crisis.
This is not a personal attack....it's a statement of fact - Barack Obama has never led anything.
Nothing. Nada.” – Rudolph Giuliani

Perhaps a fitting sobriquet would be “Zerobama” (as in ZERO EXPERIENCE).

And as for being a “community organizer” . . . Speedzzter’s been to south Chicago . . . and it doesn’t look much like he finished the job . . . .

“I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a ‘community organizer,’ except that you have actual responsibilities.” Gov. Sarah Palin

Lack of experience aside, the motley and freakish collection of special interests, perpetual victims and “nutroots” activists that make up the Democrat party’s primary voters apparently saw Obama as better able to recover the imaginary “Camelot” of past Democratic eras than that certain shrill, female, coat-tail-riding proxy for Bill Clinton known as Hillary.

Obama is one of the greatest beneficiaries of mindless, kneejerk "affirmative action" racial identity politics in American history.

Had he not been a glib and telegenic African-American (or more accurately a half African-American), he would not be anywhere near the U.S. Presidency at this point in his fledgling political career. However, he has attracted about 90% of the primary votes cast by those in the Democrat party who believe that the color of one’s skin and not the content of one’s character is the relevant factor in selecting a president.

A candidate's race, of course, ought to have absolutely no role in the selection of any elected or appointed leader. However, the liberal fixation on the demographic composition of the GOP convention, for example, is a strong indicator that Democrat leaders simply do not agree with this core American principle. Obama's dramatic ascendency sans any real qualifications is another.

Obama’s other major base of support comes from those who are obsessed with losing the war in Iraq.

Anyone with a memory of more than a couple of seconds is aware that Obama has run consistently hard for defeat and surrender in Iraq and has rhetorically opposed anything that would “escalate” our chances to win.

He won’t even admit he was stone-cold wrong on the troop surge.

Notwithstanding years of demoralizing, hyper-partisan and often misleading rhetoric against the Iraq War, some claim Obama only voted once to defund it and only because his hand was forced by the wily GOP as a procedural matter. However, the fact that he was too busy campaigning to show up for votes does not diffuse the valid observations of Joe Lieberman about “Zerobama’s” gelding positions on winning at the major beachhead in the War Against Radical Islamofascism.

When Zero did show up, he amassed the most liberal voting record of any currently sitting U.S. Senator.

Still, while some anticipate Obama as some sort of a new age liberal (a/k/a “progressive”) who can sell (without any partisan rancor whatsoever in a new, imaginary post-partisan age) a sharply divided country on all of the old, big government schemes and scams on the shelf since the days of LBJ’s “Great Society, ” others seem to view Obama as some sort of a reincarnation of the almost-moderate Clinton Administration. Balanced budgets and dot.com prosperity are just around the corner . . . .

Of course all of that assumes a highly revisionist view of the Bill Clinton era.

For example, the federal budget was balanced (on paper) despite Clinton and AFTER the Democrats lost control of both houses of Congress. It was a direct result of the Democrat losses in the 2004 mid-term elections and of the GOP’s “Contract With America.” (Admittedly, once Newt Gingrich was gone and Tom Delay took over, the GOP Congress lost its discipline on spending) The budget was balanced, in part, by rejecting the very sorts of big government initiatives and redistributionist handouts "Zerobama" favors (i.e. federalizing/socializing the health care system, soaking small business owners and small investors with a huge tax increase)

Obama-ism seeks to undo the bulk of the favorable economic policies which survived the Clinton era and replace them with disincentives to investment, protectionist trade restrictions, vast and expensive regulations on commercial activity and energy production/usage.

The salient lesson from the 2006 election has been lost on young Zero as well. A fair plurality of American voters are tired of wasting billions in federal tax money – which is money extorted by force of law from productive Americans -- on pork-barrel crap like nature trails, Woodstock cultural centers and overpriced bridges with minimal traffic counts.

However, because the Democrat political model is STILL based on Tammany Hall-style inducements to special interests (to which Tom Delay misled the GOP to adopt and George W. Bush failed to police with his veto pen before the 2006 election debacle), real earmark reform still hasn’t occurred.

Obama’s laundry list of “change” proposals suggests he will further balloon federal spending with more “targeted” pork (cash rewards for political loyalty) and expensive new “entitlements” (government-mandated wealth redistribution). It’s a solid lock that a former ACORN “community organizer” is going to be free with doling out the hand-outs that he undoubtedly coveted when he was just “Barry” on the south side of Chicago.

“Nobama’s” tax plan is even worse.

It will increase taxes over John McCain’s plan by NINE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS according to the non-partisan Urban Institute. Zerobama’s plan will increase marginal rates by nearly 15% on those who already pay over 90% of the revenue from gross federal income taxes. It will increase the rate on corporations by one-third over the McCain’s plan.

Obama’s tax plan will result in a huge tax increase on millions of small businesses, sole proprietorships, family enterprises and individual investors because it fails to preserve the bulk of the 2001 tax cuts. Because these heavy taxpayers simply cannot print additional money to pay more, these Obama tax increases, in a majority of cases, will be passed on through increased prices, reduced investments, reduced consumption and reduced hiring. The corresponding increases in transfer payments and other big government spending will not produce as much of a multiplier effect as leaving this same money in the private sector to begin with.

Obama doesn’t just limit the interference of big government to taxation. For example, Obama has said

“We can’t drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our houses on 72 degrees at all times . . . That’s not leadership. That’s not going to happen.”

In other words, Obama’s brand of "progress" portends regulation of almost every area of personal freedom, except of course those areas of sexual morality and dangerous substance abuse which have traditionally been regulated for both didactic purposes and the public good.

Obama is arguably the most dangerous choice for president in recent memory because he is an anti-constitutional, big government socialist who is limp-wristed on national defense, mostly hostile to the fundamental right of armed personal self-defense and private property rights, wholly lacking in understanding of private initiative and entrepreneurial values, openly beholden to scores of liberal special interests, and devoid of the ideological resolve to protect our fragile national sovereignty from being co-opted by international government.

Compared to that, Bill Clinton was just an egotistical opportunist with a bad Southern accent and an overactive libido.

Obama’s hypnotic set-piece propaganda speeches often mention the theme of “enabling dreams.”

Yet Obama and Biden are actually dreamkillers.

If you dream of finally purchasing a new, high-performance V8 musclecar, sports car or the SUV of your choice, the radical Obama-Biden increase in Corporate Average Fuel Economy and obsequious fealty to the anti-oil environmental crowd will kill that dream.

If you dream of a Supreme Court that will read the Constitution as written and not make it up as they go, Obama’s anticipated two appointments to the Court will kill that dream.

If you dream of a robust individual rights of self-protection and sport through small arms ownership, Obama-Biden’s revival of intrusive gun control will kill that dream.

If you dream of hunting, four-wheeling or snowmobiling on public lands, Obama-Biden’s “don’t tread” land management policies will kill that dream.

If you dream of a state-by-state political resolution of the “right to life” controversy instead of a Court-imposed, taxpayer-subsidized nationwide abortion industry, Obama-Biden’s judicial appointments and hyper-phobia of common-sense regulations will kill that dream.

If you dream of a military that is not weakened by the forced social engineering of the radical homosexual rights movement, Obama-Biden’s policy of open, forced acceptance and subsidy of the “gay agenda” will kill that dream.

If you dream of the freedom to maintain the centuries-old traditional definition of marriage as between one man and one woman, Obama-Biden’s refusal to permit a Federal Marriage Amendment will kill that dream.

If you dream of the opportunity to build a small business without the crippling parasitic burdens of trial lawyer piracy, intrusive regulations and confiscatory rates of taxation, Obama-Biden’s neo-socialist redistributionist schemes will kill that dream.

If you dream of a free market of ideas on the radio, television and internet, Obama-Biden’s return to the discredited and unfair “fairness doctrine” will kill that dream.

If you dream of meaningfully increasing domestic gas and oil production and refining capacity and safe and clean nuclear electric power, Obama-Biden’s environmental policies will kill that dream.

If you dream of a free market-based health care system, Obama-Biden’s bureaucratic, de facto nationalization of the health care system will kill that dream.

If you dream of responsible tort reform and common-sense limits on “jackpot justice” and trial lawyer piracy, Obama-Biden’s judiciary packed with liberal former trial lawyers and refusal to cross the trial lawyers who have funded much of the Democrat party will kill that dream.

If you dream of peace with honor in the Middle East and unflinching support of our dear ally Israel, Obama-Biden’s cut-and-run isolationist military strategy will kill that dream.

If you dream of the opportunity to compete and trade in the world marketplace, Obama-Biden’s protectionism will kill that dream.

If you dream of low income parents having a real choice to move their kids from failing public schools and into the same sorts of private schools that elite Democrat politicians often use, Obama-Biden’s wholesale rejection of vouchers and school choice will kill that dream.

If you dream of public schools that don’t circumvent parental and religious teachings on sexual abstinence before marriage and the illegitimacy of homosexual conduct, Obama-Biden’s liberal, “values-neutral, ”graphic “how-to” sex education mandates will kill that dream.

If you dream of real border security without amnesty immigration lawbreakers, Obama-Biden’s immigration policy will kill that dream.

If you dream of the free exercise of religion in the public square and freedom of public religious expression, Obama-Biden’s packing of the federal judiciary with liberal, ACLU-type haters of religion and hostility to legislative protections will kill that dream.

If you believe in the constitutional principle of federalism, Obama-Biden’s massive expansion of the federal bureaucracy and federal role in local issues will kill that dream.

If you believe in the principle of free private association for legitimate economic and business matters and the corresponding principle of the freedom not to associate, Obama-Biden’s policy of forced acceptance and subsidy of homosexual and unmarried sexual conduct will kill that dream.

If you dream of free market solutions to the “energy crisis,” Obama-Biden’s managed (government controlled) energy economy with draconian limits on greenhouse gas emissions, oil drilling, shale oil production and other artificial limitations will kill that dream.

If you dream of an “American Autobahn” someday, or unfettered sport boating, motor racing and sport aviation, Obama-Biden’s draconian energy use policies will kill that dream.

If you dream of a summer gas tax holiday to promote tourism and economic growth in a time of high fuel prices, Obama-Biden’s rejection of that proposal will kill that dream.

If you dream of more competitive “right to work” opportunities, Obama-Biden’s increased unionization policies will kill that dream.

If you dream of the freedom to contract for market-based fringe benefits, Obama-Biden’s unfunded federal mandates for increased fringe benefits will kill that dream.

If you dream of common-sense amendments to and reasonable enforcement of the Americans with Disabilities Act, Obama-Biden’s demand for increased federal intervention in this area will kill that dream.

If you dream of reasonable capital gains taxation, Obama-Biden’s “soak the rich” tax policy and increase in the capital gains tax will kill that dream.

If you dream of passing your family business down to your children, Obama-Biden’s “death tax” policy will kill that dream.

If you dream of maintaining American sovereignty without interference from international law, Obama-Biden’s penchant for freedom-killing UN initiatives and international treaties will kill that dream.

If you dream of a smaller, less intrusive government that lives within its means, Obama-Biden’s old-fashioned “higher taxes and more spending” mentality will kill that dream.

Barack Obama and Joe Biden are dreamkillers. Plain and simple.

The only real hope to protect the dreams of ordinary Americans is to vote for McCain-Palin.


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